Whatever you say, say nothing

Er…I don’t know whether I should talk about this but…you know: new legislation. From today, ISPs are obliged to store all records of internet searches, e-mails, text messages, etc. So I didn’t say any of those things I wrote since I started this blog. And I haven’t read any of yours or commented, and anyone who alleges differently will receive a sharp e-mail…oh, rats! Forget I said that. Anyway, this blog will be written from now on in invisible ink.

Destroy on reading. [Are you getting all this down, Jacqui?]